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Let’s laugh…….

“Always find a reason to laugh. It may not add years to your life. But will surely add life to your years”

Hi everyone.. I hope everyone is fine and having a great time. Today I started this blog with the above quote as my motive today is to make you laugh. I think it’s easy to make someone cry, because an onion can also make you cry. But it’s hard to make someone laugh, and I love challenges.

So today I have collected some jokes to make you laugh. So let’s keep this blog straight forward and start right away..

Mr.Rahul’s health was not in good condition. So he went to the doctor for check up. After Check up the doctor said ”You are severely ill Mr. You need to take rest. I have prescribed some sleeping tablets. Just give your wife a doze with breakfast and lunch”.

One boy was texting a girl…

Boy : Hiiiii….

Girl : Hiii… What are you doing?

Boy : I was texting the most beautiful and cutest girl in the world ๐Ÿ˜Š

Girl : How sweet..

Boy : Yeah.. But she didn’t reply so I am texting you!

A Mother-in-law to her daughter-in-law….

M-I-L : Look Smita, I don’t know about your family but here in our house we have our breakfast sharp at 9….

D-I-L : OK Mom…If I don’t wake up at that time,just keep my part aside in a tiffin or a hotcase…..I will have it later…

Interviewer: What is your Date of birth Ma’am…

Mrs. CAT : 13th September

Interviewer: Year??

Mrs. CAT : It comes every year you fool…

Grandpa : There was a time, when I bought half of the shop with just 10 pennies….

Supri : Now you can’t do that Grandpa.. There is CCTV installed everywhere in every shop.

Wife : Hey Sweetheart.. Let’s go out for dinner tonight…..

Hubby: You’re right darling.. I am also bored eating in the same dining table… Let’s go and have our dinner in our lawn…

A man asks a farmer near a field, ” Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?? I have to catch the 4:30pm train….

The farmer says,” Sure, go ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4pm one….

Teacher : When did Alexander The Great died…..

Student : In his last battle ma’am…

Teacher : Which was his last Battle??

Student : The one in which he died ma’am…

Husband : If I die after the operation… You get married to the doctor..

Wife : Why are you telling all this??

Husband : Because there’s no other best way of revenge from the doctor…

World’s shortest joke…

Everyone finding these jokes interesting…

That’s all for today.. And keep laughing, I know now in this world of memes no one will find interesting to read jokes, But still a minimal try.. Let me know in the comments if you find these jokes interesting.. And if you have read till now Thank you so much and see you in the next blog with some interesting facts.

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